Secondly, what about commenting on blogs during work hours? Professional or unprofessional?

If Pixar movies don't make you cry you're a monster...

Crying at work happens. It is not a sign of a lack of professionalism at all it simply highlights that we are human! I have seen senior partners in law firms cry at work, managers, assistants etc. I even saw a CEO get misty eyed once during an all hands meeting when we were facing massive layoffs. I am not suggesting…

Well, its too damn bad my fucking tear-ducts can't tell when I'm at work and they need to act professionally.

I don't get it. Do some of you have the ability to actually stop tears from flowing? I cry a lot. These days, way more than a lot. I started crying on the way to work this morning because of a beautiful flower I saw on the side of the road. I'm a bit emotional right now. But my point is, I cry when I'm angry,…

Even the GODDAMN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Even Spider Man.

"Dick not included?"

Burt, do you need a Midol?

*ducks*

People. For the last fucking time. Just because you make your 'jokes' offensive and outrageous does not make them automatically funny. Being intentionally offensive is crutch/fallback for lazy, unfunny comics. And when people don't laugh (because they're aren't fucking funny) their defense is always that they are…

They read Atlas Shrugged when they were 15 and it changed their lives.

Good lord. I play bar trivia every week. Dick jokes abound, there are many a team with the ever popular "my couch pulls out but I don't" name, but even the host isn't allowed to say "fuck" over the microphone. Not saying that's right or wrong, but at least there's some regulations. That guy is a total misogynistic…

I know what "raging homo" is supposed to mean to mean, but I prefer to envision it as meaning two same-gender partners having a whole lot of fun at a 90s-style rave.

As a lover of the pub quiz, fuck this guy. It's a pub quiz, not open mic at a comedy club. And, you're not funny. You're offensive. Also, fuck you.

Am I the only one who cringes when a woman uses "bitch" or "pussy" as an insult? I mean, way to uphold gender stereotypes against your own gender.

I thought it was a map of the bronchial system?

What in god's name is that tattoo on her back? A dying sycamore tree?

Mr. Danger Weiner: in case you were curious, THIS is why you will (or at least should) lose your political career—

Optimistically and pessimistically, I would argue that what separates Steubenville from any number of towns like it was not that a horrifying rape took place there, but that in Steubenville a young woman refused to sit down and shut up about it.