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So I got a score of 38, and am a "Super Slut."

ahh, haha i lol'ed at that.

What's with all the haters?! This looks AWESOME!

eah, his tats really suck. It's so cringeingly embarassing how hard he's trying to look cool but just fails so miserably.

Ohhh man. For the record, I would really love to be on the couch sharing your bowl watching movies (I'll bring popcorn and Sour Patch Kids) instead of sitting here at my stupid desk pretending to work but really reading Jezebel and talking to folks in comment threads. Le sigh. Enjoy Airplane!

Hahaha of course we do! Whenever I French braid a little girl's hair that's the first question I ask in case she's got a sensitive noggin :)

I think this is a case of people just being stupid curious tactless people and not meaning any harm; maybe not the best example but I have a lot of tattoos and I have randos all the time come up and — without asking — start touching and rubbing my tattoos. Sometimes, they do this to fresh tats, which is basically an

Yeah... I think the best visual that drove home the point of this essay was the juxtaposition of her next to Tupac. I kind of snorted, she looks so ridiculous.

You know, rock n' roll was the first naturally integrated music genre back before the major record labels screwed it all up and kicked out all of the black artists when the music started making money. As a life-long lover of rock music, I would really love to see more diversity at shows- more non-white folks and more

Ah, I know a good bit about this issue. I worked at a children's hospital and we did a lot of parent education on this. While plagiocephaly may seem like a cosmetic issue, the causes of it can also create problems in muscle development of the neck and shoulder muscles, which in extreme cases can affect the child later

Totally random anecdote: an old GM of mine was telling us servers as we were rolling silver that one year the restaurant had given them a set of the steak knives that we were currently rolling and that everyone was all "laaaame wtf tacky." And then he said "I'll be damned if those weren't the best goddamn steak knives

I'm almost a thirtysomething and I get pretty excited about jell-o shots.

"But on the other hand, addiction is deeply stigmatized in our culture (another problem that needs attention), and I don't appreciate having to choose between being either a whiny, bacon-slick glutton or a helpless, out-of-control cake junkie. Can't I just be a person? Please? Like, one time? ...No? Okay, then."

Just calmly and politely say you're not wearing any, and don't elaborate if you don't want to. If they choose to interpret that as bitchy that's their problem; you're merely stating fact. I think it's more eyeroll-inducing if you make a big deal out of not making a big deal out of it.

Yes!! I do that too! When a table pisses me off or is acting stupid, I just kind of smile really big and they think aww she's being friendly when really I'm laughing at them.

Um, yeah, why don't we make all consensual adult behaviors legal? That doesn't sound bad at all. And really, why do people get so worked up over polygamy? It doesn't affect anyone, if someone wants to marry 6 dudes then more power to ya, sister. Bigamy, I can see why that's shady because the spouses don't know about

Man someone's #on #fire !

Very true. I'm a distance runner and Mizunos are by far my favorite. I'm not sure what they're made of but I do think they're majority synthetic because the construction is pretty high-tech as far as running shoes go.

I know! And I love my Mizunos, they'e my fave running shoe. Sad face :(

I'd like to think the good Dr. Martins would be pro-choice. Nothing says women's lib like a pair of black leather lace-up shit kickers.