Why bless your little heart.

No kidding... as someone who recently took on a 2nd job this is not something I want to read right now.

:( So sorry to hear.

Oh. I would if I owned more than one washcloth, which have been on my to-buy list for a while. I'm sick of washing it constantly.

Um, I did when I was a kid... but I feel the urge to wash them after each bathing, so I just use friction and body wash. Pretty much just as effective minus the extra laundry unless you shit spackle.

Meh. I just watched the new Die Antwoord video so this is pretty tame.

Those questions are the worst. Because on those rare days I do leave the house without makeup it's probably because I was [foolishly] thinking I was having a good skin day...

I always thought androgyny was super hot.

Er... not necessarily. I've worn foundation pretty much every single day of my life since age 13 because I had horrible horrible skin as a teen, and it's better as an adult but it's still very sensitive and flushed. On the extremely rare day I don't put my foundation on, I get asked all day long if:

Yes!! That was the one! It was kind of a funny article, but you KNOW there are dudes that tried this at home.

Ohh yes, those are great too or I just buy baby wipes. Great for cleaning up post-sex too until you can shower. But, in a pinch a paper towel works better than wet TP. Or god just strip from the waist down and do a quick rinse in the tub, I've done that too.

Yeah, but you gotta use caution with the wet TP technique. Almost just as bad to leave little wet bits of tissue stuck everywhere. I prefer a moistened paper towel myself- less residue.

Haha yeah I think it was at my salon or something ;) I occasionally read Men's Health the same reason I used to occasionally listen to Sean Hannity- juuust to see what the other side is saying. And then I run away screaming.

Nothing, we mean nothing, turns a woman off faster than the smell of feces.

[full disclosure- I'm white, so take my opinion for what it's worth]

No shit! Plus, super-picky eaters just piss me off. I'm vegetarian but as far as my palate goes I eat pretty much everything non-meat. I dated a guy who ate meat, but hated and refused to consume cheese (I know), cream, mushrooms, seafood, eggplant, and mayo. Guess who was the bigger pain in the ass at restaurants??

Yuuum... that sounds good... may have to steal that.

Here's something positive to counter this awful article: http://www.takedefense.org/

Yep- especially considering some are pretty graphic. The one with the blood running down the wrists made my eyebrows shoot up.

Oohhh yes. If he had long hair he'd be absolutely perfect.