Such a bummer that Chick Corea is below Kanye. MAN.

I think the marriage proposal Toula got in My Big Fat Greek Wedding was perfect.

That's pretty cool about the last guy. You seem to be like me in that you are big on written communication and take time to digest and compose messages. I am aware that I'm considered long-winded in my writing by most people's standards (I probably have the longest text messages ever) so it's always a nice surprise…

Holy hell. Glad I haven't bothered to join OKC. Do they really have men that answer these questions that way??

Yep yep- I recently started serving again in addition to my day job for extra money after being out of the industry for a few years, and the first thing I did was to go out and spend some cash on a solid, practical, comfy, non-slip pair of shoes and some great running socks because I know how important it is to make…

I totally get what you mean. I enjoyed the funny story but I also agree %100 with the point you're making. Most likely, as inevitably happens with everyone, she probably isn't competing with the younger waitresses on looks and youth but I bet she sure as hell makes money being awesome, funny and charming as hell.…

If this shit didn't sell, this guy wouldn't have a job...

Sound worldly? Like we have foreign friends...?? wft...

My brain has a hard time computing pictures of really sick criminals like this guy—the ones who commit the really heinous, premeditated, sadistic shit—looking sad and submissive. Normally I would interpret this facial expression as remorse, but I have to wonder if they are even capable of such an emotion; and if so it…

HA! +1 for Toffee

Meh... really not that clever. Probably a more common pickup line than you think.

Yes yes and yes. You can sooo tell he thinks he's hilarious. Probably one of those guys that's hard to have a straight convo with because he's kind of jittery and constantly scanning the room for more exciting opportunities to get people to Look At Him.

Yeah... I didn't care for the thinly veiled homophobic attempt at humor. Not very clever.

Anyone else see the stairs and the headline and immediately think of Christian Bale running out naked and throwing a chainsaw down the stairwell?

Meh. You hetero dudes can have all three of 'em.

I know, right? Man people are such freaking squares sometimes.

...I love her Twitter profile photo.

Ahhhhhhh OMG I have a fetish with long-haired men haha :) My first thought was OMGWANTTOFUCKHIMNOWMUSTGRABHAIR! Or something. *drool*

OMG. Lindy don't listen to any of them. Not that this even matters but I always thought you were quite pretty despite your frequent self-deprecating comments otherwise (speaking of which, stop calling yourself fat!!) You're also hysterical, witty, clever, intelligent, and you've gotten a lot of attention that's much…

Ironically, you point out an equally-damaging flip-side to dictating what women can and can't wear based—at its core—on sexual currency. What I mean is, there's no need to "even things out" by reprimanding the really naturally-thin, flat-chested girls because they get their own dose of cultural disapproval by not…