OMG no kidding. That is a super super sexy picture. Ohhh man.

When I read the article headline, my first thought was... dear God, when Courtney Love is giving you advice, that's a sign sure as shit that you've probably hit rock bottom. But, then I read her tweets and I feel a bit like an asshole because she's trying to be supportive and damn if she's not right, Love has been…

I had to laugh at the "if you hate running, DON'T DO IT" part. I'm a distance runner and whenever I tell people this they immediately justify why it is they don't run or explain that they're getting into running or whatever and I'm like, that's great but I really don't care if someone runs or not.

So, my first thought as a long-distance runner, is that 30 miles a week is really not a lot. If you regularly run marathons or even 10ks it's super easy to rack up 30 miles. This is good info to be aware of because once you get the running bug you really do become "addicted", especially if you're like me and you run…

Interesting. I'm so bad at cross-training; I know I should but I'm so addicted to running that I'd rather do that than anything else. But, like you said that can lead to injury and then no more running at all for a longer period of time.

Yes yes yes. Maybe she was a few decades too late? I immediately thought MJ Blige when I heard this song and sure as shit the Jez article made the same comparison. She sort of has that same natural sexiness/cool factor that TLC did; less glitzy, more raw with songs that had more depth than Bey has. That's what kind of…

... I do not think "rap music" means what you think it means.

I feel like there's a Fern Gully reference joke to be made... but what do I know. I'm just sitting here eating cereal in my underwear.

I watched a lot of Animal Planet as a kid, and I soon noticed that on every single "Terrifying Super Poisonous Killer Alien Animals That Will Eat You" show, all of the worst ones lived in Australia. And then I felt really bad for people that lived there, imagining them living in fear of giant freaky death-spiders.

You know, I have. And it kind of made me feel dirty because... he's Danny Tanner! His early 90s personality was this concocted cheeseball with a perv core. Little skeevy.

Ew.

What I think is funny is that Bob Saget dares to be incredulous about the possibility that someone wouldn't get his joke. Because he's the king of the groan-inducing one-liner.

I'm no Tay fan but I LOVE that gif of her making stank-face. Because you totally know she knew people would see it. So yes, there must be some definite dirt on that little turd.

I hope she gets help too. I grew up watching her and I find this all pretty sad. Reminds me of that spot-on South Park satire where they showed society sacrificing Britney Spears so they could have a voyeurgasm over her shit show.

Obamas.

I totally get what you're saying with this, because I've had similar discussions with my my MBA friends over arbitrary work dress codes. I'm in a creative industry and like most creative professionals I completely balk at corporate dress codes. While I do think a bare minimum of dress standards is appropriate for the…

Whhaaaaat?? Wow, what evil fucking parents. Screw that. This poor kid did absolutely nothing wrong.

:: standing ovation ::

Wow. Wow. Just... wow.

Well, I think you make an excellent point here— you wouldn't have called the cops on anyone.