Because cankles.

Really? I can't tell if you're being facetious or not. I only ask because my family is very devoutly Catholic and my (very disturbed) cousin shot herself as a teenager. She still got a Catholic funeral, given I think her age and the fked circumstances surrounding her life but I remember it was a bit awkward when the…

Yes, I was just there this past Christmas and the idea of someone doing that is not a pleasant one.

"Mouths and genitals were never meant to be together."

Yep. I'm a graphic designer and that almost literally happens to me pretty much all the time. "Hey, I know you went to school for this and have been doing it for years and I have no idea how to use your software, but can you make your design look exactly like this Publisher layout I did? Kthx."

There's a difference between being heckled and being sexually harassed.

Leave it to freaking Zooey to make two pronouns sound like the most annoyingly hipster thing on the planet.

I've sat down with a jar of Nutella and used it as a dip. And by dip, I mean dipping my giant spoon into the jar and shovelling spoonfuls into my mouth.

She also described the lawyer as "creative." Because nothing says "quirky, rebellious, outside-the-box, new and innovative" like the justice system...

That guy's from my hometown, too. I bet I know someone who knows this dude.

This is when I really appreciate Rock of Love Season II. Now that was some variety. Let's throw Daisy in the mix and see if she can convice Desiree to have hot monkey sex with her on a boat before she pukes.

Er, with the exception of the former soccer player, I'd say the one word to describe these dudes would be "boring."

YES. I was fixin to post the same comment but saw that you had beat me to it. I can't stand this shit, especially as a bi woman. We already get screwed and unfairly associated with that faux-lesbian vouyerism shit that makes real lesbian women wary as hell about us and this crap just doesn't help matters. Ugh.

I find that I really like her despite myself too. I thought it was really cool when I read that she took lessons to do her own wedding makeup, which I thought was a super gutsy move considering the audience she had, and I thought it spoke to her sense of confidence and non-arrogance. So the cooking thing doesn't…

I kind of have to agree with T-Swift. That's the face I make when I see anyone kissing the Biebs.

That comment just made me snort coffee. Well done.

Screw the Titanic. How about an exact replica of Noah's ark, complete with ALL THE ANIMALS

I used to work at a children's hospital and she came by about a year ago to do a celeb appearance for the kids. She had much less makeup on, and was dressed pretty casually in a t-shirt and jeans and she looked a zillion times better when she wasn't trying so hard. By all accounts she was very kind to the kids, so I…

Yup! He was SUCH a cutie. Also, Devon Sawa is pretty good-looking now. Also, strangely the Hanson brothers, who I also thought were really cute. And the green power ranger guy.

Ha! Oh, I thought they broke up or something.