My grandma was a lounge singer before she got married in New England in the 30s. She said men would buy her drinks all the time (sloe gin fizzes) and she used to order them from the bartender with no alcohol so she could be on her game and not get taken advantage of. Then, some of the men would call her out for not…

Wow. Isn't Norway supposed to be the most advanced country in the world when it comes to gender equality and women's rights? That's pretty sad if that's the case.

I think we should bring it back. I kind of like it.

I wonder what kind of cake they were eating to make them so dangerous?

Oh, the hair is magical!

I wish I could braid my own hair upside-down like that. I always adored braids and I'm glad to see they're coming back in style.

I said a *little bit* of respect. Really, it's not like I've never had Greek friends, and half the time anyway I don't realize it until they sheepishly admit they were in XYZ house. It's just like meeting someone and they seem cool and then they start talking about how they're a conservative Republican. Doesn't mean…

Yep. I quietly judge the shit out of people who affiliate with certain things I don't like. To be fair, I don't blame anyone for judging/avoiding me because of things they despise. Most humans are like this to some extent. It's usually harmless unless said judgement gets into discrimination territory; but I wouldn't…

I gotta agree with you on this one. Isn't that why most frats/soros have legacy members?

I went to a liberal arts university that didn't have football and had a fledgling Greek system that didn't even have university-sanctioned housing. It was great. Most of the people who went there weren't into the stereotypical college experience (most of us worked, didn't have Mom & Dad pay for everything, were older)…

Whispers. If you like Koontz I'd also recommend False Memory; one of my favorites of his. It's a psychological thriller.

Everything I own is black and grey—especially grey. I once overheard a girl say that when you wear a lot of grey, it means you're at peace with yourself. Probably bullshit but it sounds good so I'll take it.

That is actually the plot of a Dean Koontz book. But much more fucked up, of course.

"...on women aged between 22 and 76 years old."

LOVE ALL THE DRESSES! Srsly, if I owned these I would wear them to buy groceries and go to work. Maybe even the gym. And if people asked why I was so dressed up, I'd say 'cuz it's in my closet, biatch.

Fuck that woman, man. What a mean thing to say. Guess you got the last laugh though :)

Like when Christina Hendricks married the dude from Bubble Boy and people lost their shit?

So... where's the Esquire outrage been with the Simpsons, Family Guy, King of Queens, According to Jim, Still Standing, the Fresh Prince, the Flintstones, Grounded for Life...? And even then, I'm unintentionally insulting Lena by inadvertently comparing her to Peter Griffin or Doug Heffernan.

Hahaha... O Surge.