Ha! I thought the same thing. She's so cute.

I don't care how Marxist this sounds, but people don't need even close to that much fucking money. Come on now. I would feel so guilty when there are people working their asses off barely scraping by.

HA!

That's the saddest story ever.

In addition to what the others said, don't forget the line they're mocking is targeted at young teens and young women who most likely aren't as confident as an adult woman when it comes to being assertive in the bedroom. They can use all the empowerment they can get.

lol @ the "Catholics and the Bible" remark. ——> guilty Catholic <——-

I saw those. It's so sexy when men are so comfortable with themselves and their sexuality that they can joke like that. Why oh why don't the bromeats get this?

They would be SO FUN to draw [portraits].

I really, really hope I don't give any fucks like that woman when/if I get to be her age. I really admire her for that on principle, even if I'm not down with the idea of a long goatee on anyone (male or female.)

Five sexual partners = "sleeping around?!"

I didn't notice that one chick was carrying her shoes until you pointed it out, so I went back and watched it again— and *she's* the one that fell first, not the woman in platform stilettos! Hee hee.

What if her hair got caught??

This post really resonated with me. I have a hard time making friends with other women. The women I usually befriend always say the exact same thing. So friendship-wise, I attract/am attracted to those of us girls who usually were big tomboys, or nerds, or slightly outcast/weird, like me.

True true... good point.

I'm blonde/fair/blue eyed and I think the hottest guys are dark hair, dark skin, dark eyes... I've always dated/been attracted to my opposite.

Holy fuck, he must have slammed her pretty hard to give her a broken nose and skull fracture. Jesus.

I was really surprised at those sizes too. I wonder if they are referring to the old-school sizes/European sizes or the modern vanity sizes? 'Cuz I'm a size 4/27 inch and I am definitely not as thin as some of the women listed who are supposedly a larger size than I am. Lady Gaga surprised me the most; I would have…

Can I get a holla from my fellow big floppy footed ladies? Size 10 bitch over here!!

The hard part, though, is the ones where they aren't technically trolling, they're just stating a really ill-informed opinion but they do it without name-calling or being purposefully insulting... I got into a back-and-forth with a guy the other day on the rape drinkware article who was trying to argue that rape…

Please tell me you socked him in the nuts repeatedly with your steel-toed Doc Martens while screaming "DO YOU SEE THE SMILE ON MY FACE NOW, MOTHERFUCKER? EAR TO FUCKING EAR, BABY!"