I remember a case a while back where some shithead snuck in the bedroom of 2 or 3 girls having a sleepover and slit their throats (can't remember if they were assaulted) and 2 of them died; the survivor lived because she pretended to be dead and it worked, the guy left. So then of course when the case goes to court,…

Yeeeeaaaaah... as someone with no children, I'm staying out of this sanctimonious kickball game.

That sucks that your ex got ALL the vibrators. Like, how many did she need?!

YES. They're pretty, usually waterproof, easier to clean (because they're seamless), smoother, and have better vibration.

"There is nothing—nothing—as teeth-gnashingly frustrating as running out of batteries when you're two minutes away from coming."

Yeah, that's way uncalled for.

You know, I read a lot about that, and after a bit of research I decided that as long as I am careful to not snag the strings when I pull it out I should be okay. My gyno said it wouldn't be a problem as well, and one of the reasons I chose the more expensive Lunette is that it's one of the few cup brands that said it…

hahaha. I think you blew the poor menz' brains with your post ;-) You're getting them all hopeful, pineapple.

Holy douche, Batman. This is an actual piece of advice from their website: (Kong is one of the douchebros, the "FFM" means "fast-forward moving" or some bullshit basically meaning if you're in a club, make your moves much faster than you would in 'real life')

Even more annoying is when you clearly state multiple times your childfree status and they initially don't object much, and you think cool, they get it. But then the next time you see them, they bring it up again. Same deal. After the 4th or 5th time of insisting you *still* don't want kids, you start to wonder if…

I feel bad for the poor emo girl. The look on her face says it all.

Oh, French people ;-)

I agree.

Really, it's all the same shit anyway, just a different package. I use men's deodorant and shaving cream because it's much cheaper than women's and I buy the men's L'Occitan because I love how it smells. Some stores like Kiehl's use generic, non-gendered packaging and their products aren't marketed towards either…

Aw, I wish Allie would start cartooning again. Sheer brilliance.

+1!!

Ahh, I did too only I was one of the first so I kept it a secret because I didn't want to further reduce the shreds of social standing I had among my peers. After I got it I was like, um okay this sucks I don't want it anymore. I remember when it dawned on me that, wait, I bleed for a week, and have PMS for a week, so…

I would love to be 'listening' in on any men reading this thread right now who are thinking "What. The. Fuck." The article has been up an hour or so and there's already over 100 comments. Clearly, we women have a lot to say about this topic, and I'm enjoying the commiseration.

Nope, I totally know know you mean.

I've definitely had one of those times when I look at the bowl and just wonder how I'm going to clean myself up. I got my period when I was 11, and I remember deciding right then and there that I hated the color red.