$250 is waaay overpriced for most markets. Unless you are in NYC or LA, this should cost you $150 from a competent lawyer.

Can I have a 1920s Buster Keaton as the Joker, then? Who cares what else is going on, at that point, I think I’ve got a goddamn winner.

Yes. And especially yes in hot weather. The Israelis figured it out long ago (I’m sure they ripped it off from somewhere but I couldn’t cite a source). Here’s a picture of the typical Israeli breakast:

Fanfic gets a bad rap and it drives me crazy

I believe the tomato is actually a New World food.

I’m all for equal pay and all, but damn, that is one HUGE leap in logic you got there, and then you based this entire article on it.

Tasting sugar while you undergo a painful process is a legit way of reducing pain in babies. It might work in kids, too, and even if it doesn’t, who’s going to turn down a lollipop?

But clairs in the mall will do it if you bring in anyone that looks old enough to be your parent and or guardian.

From my understanding, that’s common in Hispanic communities. Outside of that it’s usually when the kid asks for it.

Pictured - the Busch Administration.

...which was originally conceived by the Busch administration in 2007...

Apart from Cruz, all appeared in fairly remote areas; [Lisa] Murkowski and [Susan] Collins stopped by island towns far from the states’ population centers.

An NYPD officer was shot and killed while sitting in his police vehicle this morning in the Bronx

Yeah, but it’s going to suck to have to listen to that much Celine Dion, Rush, and Nickelback all the time.

Your last paragraph ignores the fact that there are many, many people who manage to parent while working full time. If your “gold” resume lands in front of one of them, you’ll be laughed at heartily while being denied interviews.

Based on the text of the 25th Amendment, as linked above, you’d have to get such a committee, presuming they could pass a law creating one, agreeing with the vice-president that the president should be removed. Which, at this point is probably still a non-starter. But even if you could get that, all the president has…

Could Gizmodo not quote Cesar Millan as an “expert” in dog behavior?

If they show a good strip the “PA sux , dump it” guys have nothing to post and spend the rest of the day feeling unfulfilled...

What bothers me about Penny Arcade, is that the strips that came before and after the one you guys picked were both so much better, and yet you still picked that one. It’s confusing.

Aww! I still like it...