Must be nice to have a job, family, and personal and social life that doesn’t require you to ever be on time to anything.

I’m sure the yuppies could do that, but they love the status of “I live in New York.”

They should bring a panda as well, just for kicks. #SpacePanda2036!

Let’s not confuse desire to work with an aversion to office work. I have a few friends, who talk about how they don’t want to be an office drone, work for a big corporation, etc. What they really mean is that they don’t want to work very hard/much.

Democrats as well as Republicans “forget” inconvenient facts when under pressure. Is this a site for life hacks, or a propaganda mill? Instead of picking on one party or another, or indeed on any living human being, use examples from ancient history or classic literature. So far all your bad references are to…

Come on don’t be one of those. Comey couldn’t recall most of the events/discussions he was asked about during his testimony. I can’t wait to see Trump and his goon squad crash and burn, but don’t be one of those people that takes issue with something only when their opposition does it.

As much as I disagree with it, at least Brooks’ response was rooted in some sort of logical constitutional principle.

“Your point of view should be implicit in your choice of facts and quotes in your report . . .”

To everyone talking about karma or in any way suggesting this isn’t a terrible thing:

Lets make sure we post this around the office, anything can help Gizmodo these days.

Beginners cannot go wrong with Strunk and White’s “The Elements of Style.”

I still have good friends who are anti-Trump Republican, and like most people of generally moderate temperament/political leanings, I find the pride some are taking in indulging their “outgroup bias” of “anyone who is a ____ is a ____” to be kind of a horrifying development in “woke” society.

Abortion is an interesting one for me, because if someone genuinely believes that life begins at conception I understand why they oppose abortion. However, while I know many people who are personally against abortion, most of them do not feel that it should be outlawed. I would never date someone who is against…

After my first kid was born, they showed us the placenta, which is fucking huge and marbled with all these blue veins. Looks like a preserved brain. The doc had my wife touch it and then noted how many fingers she put on it. “You touched it with three fingers,” he said. “That means you’ll have three kids.”

The real crime committed by Charles Manson is that he ruined the hippie dream. I have no idea why society in 1969 / 70 had to relive the death of that dream with a long, drawn-out criminal trial just because a district attorney thought some “murder victims” inconveniently got in the way of some knives.

I thought you were just supposed to post about it on facebook.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Go to eshakti.com and spend the extra $10 for custom fit. My custom fit dresses feel like I’m wearing a night shirt, but I constantly get comments when I wear them to work.

Being exposed to so much death on a daily basis makes you grapple with your own mortality,

In a world where aerodynamics means all cars look like accords, can we cut out the middleman and forgo being surprised that EV cars, that are slaves to aero, are all going to look alike?