My first instinct would be, “WTF is that methhead aiming at me?!”

I feel like Airplane Shower Lady is one of those people who would have a constant, low-intensity mental breakdown over the course of 3 days if she knew that we’re all covered in fecal coliforms 24/7.

OK, I’ll grant you “beerb” and maybe—I’m really stretching myself here—“eloël” (see what I did there?). By, by all that is holy in the dictionary I will always correct people who say “nuk-u-lar.” Gah, I have a family member who is an engineer with a Master’s degree who does that. Oh, and the friend that says…

I find that picture interesting in a story about raising boys and girls to reject sexist stereotypes. The boy’s shirt is of The Incredibles, which is about a family of super heroes including a super powered father, mother, son and daughter (and daughter) but this shirt only has the father and his male superhero friend…

For a company with a boss who said private car ownership will “all but end”

Some of the larger complexes in Miami Beach feel the same way. The city of Miami Beach has Parking Services or Police out in front of the large complexes writing tickets to ride sharing idiot drivers now. They are supposed to park in the taxi zone to unload passengers with the taxis instead of putting on their…

Wait you mean additional cars on the road aimlessly driving around looking for random people to take places doesn’t actually help traffic?

I have never seen an “open relationship” where both parties TRULY wanted to be in an open relationship. It is usually one person wanting to be in an open relationship and the other person, for whatever their motivation, going along with it.

Clickbait Headline: “The Sunscreen Ratings That Scare People Every Year Are Bullshit”

Dude I work in PR. Our job is to respond to negative events or press. Tesla is not a person. It’s a company with specific interests to advance.

Yes, I’ve never seen a Democrat driving a car they can’t afford, wearing clothes they can’t afford, or talking on a phone they can’t afford.

Let’s look at it from another angle.

“harmless vapors,” “nonexistant and contain bairly a trace of the nicotine found in regular cigs”? No, no, no, just no.

I didn’t have a robot baby, but instead of going to class for the first two weeks of freshman year, we were sent to live in the woods.

Men had their cig pack in a coat or shirt pocket, which was easily accessible, whereas women had to dig through their purse to find their cigarette case?

I love the look, however, this is a shitty paint job. Because of how the headlights and tail lights were so lazily masked off. Bad masking looks bad no matter what the situation.

A way in which counties with large numbers of manufacturing workers did matter in this election: In those counties that had white majorities, Republican voter turnout rose compared to the last election, which may have mattered in a very close race— “The impact of this effect was magnified in crucial swing states,…

Seems like the order should be 1.) Religion 2.) Education 3.) Race. A white, uneducated, rural voter was a lot more likely to vote for Clinton than Trump in Vermont than, say, Montana. And Vermont is one of the whitest states in the Union. Vermont is also the most irreligious state in the Union followed by the rest of…

Like so many voices clamoring for air time at a pajama party, speaking as fast as they can, making everything sound like a question. It is a juvenile attention-getting device for the attention-impaired. When you hear it on a podcast or on the radio where the visual element is absent, the real effect is obvious:…

Much like adding “you know?” or “right?” to a sentence, turning a declaration into a question it invites the listener to listen actively, to nod or confirm tune out, because they now know that you lack even a basic understanding of what you’re talking about.