I would call my mom in a nanosecond if I came across family in porn. Gossip is gossip and that shit is a juicy ass nugget of fun.

As if I didn't already have a complex about a fetus in my body.

That's goddamn brilliant

My sisters, mom and I all have a group text we regularly insult each other through. My mom sent me this meme with my sister's name after I sent them the meme with Ariana Grande and the model and said that's how I feel when my sister comes out in her ridiculous/mismatched/are you high outfits (I'm not kidding, it's…

I thought so too but I had to keep it real with myself...I'm just as lusty for "comfortable" clothes. I can see myself not only drinking my nerves away, but wearing fancy yoga pants or something just as atrocious to be able to dance and have fun at my wedding. I have zero pride in my appearance anymore, obv.

My favorite thing that has ever been said, ever, was said by Janice. So I'll dedicate this to anyone with the audacity to victim blame: "Zip it bitch, you're dead in my book." I only wish I could find a gif.

This is the first I hear of this mostly because I've been shut off with family for the week/end, but it sounds like people came in and intervened/startled the assailant and then she ran off premises, so I'm thinking yeah he probably broke silence or did something to get the attention of everyone outside the room. And…

Poor kid, he had a mental illness, he just snapped/there was no way to predict this, he was such a good kid before this. I can see it now....oh wait, I have seen it. A cajillion times. And the parents/victims are never as demonized as the parents in this and similar stories are, despite the Sandy Hook mom repeatedly…

My grandma thrifted me some Macy's jeans, apparently I seemed in need. You can't hold me down grandma.

Is she not going to count dancing as exercise? Because she does that like all day every day as a dancer/singer..

Idk it really irks me that people are dismissing her reason as not valid or irresponsible, pretty much blaming this shit on her as if she was trying to get attacked over a bullshit pool day. She had an important event, to her, that she was attending after school. It happened to coincide with a pool day. That's a…

I logged in just to tell you I'm in your boat too and I so wish I had her wisdoms to read!!

It also says a lot for her friends. What good people to keep on helping her canvass and keep her spirits up while she's so down. I only wish I had people that loyal!

Five Below is literally a Five Dollar store. I went to one on a visit to Georgia. Cheap EOS balm and City Colour makeup, AND knock off Naked palettes.

TS is really growing on me. But when it comes to almost too emotionally honest music about their life, KP is more interesting (TS sounds like my Livejournal was hit by an acoustic). The timeline of music KP had while with Russell and after they broke up, I thought, was pretty intense for a pop star. I felt like I knew…

Not ceramic in my experience. They gloss them with something but it's still a shell of an animal. Fake eyes and stuff. Grandpa gave me a turtle like that, head mounted, as a kid. Growing up Cuban in Miami we had random shit like this, never a marlin although I want one now.

Like what the actual fuck is her PR team doing lately?!

I always say this is how I'll dress when I'm 70+. Chico class I call it.

Guys. Please. Where do you even find these things? I feel like I need this.

The GIF synched so perfectly I was inspired.