Oh Hell No.

Cobra chickens are the worst. 

Exactly this. With a CT they’re not getting away from you, and the police can spot you instantly. Get their tag number and a description of the thief. Do what the police dispatcher tells you.

Canadian geese are the raging assholes of the bird world.

True, but if I buy an oven or stove from say... toyota... itll work forever.

Car companies have forgotten the lesson that GM taught the world in the 1950s.

Stellantis and VW are suffering from the same problem. Executives that make cars they think people want instead of making cars that people actually want. Nearly the entire lineup of both companies is just... meh. There’s practically no innovation, they’re just regurgitating garbage.

I remember, back in the day when VW was teetering in the U.S. (and possibly more broadly), a dealership manager told me that the new Beetle saved them. As kitschy cool as it is, I don’t think that $70K Bus is going to be able to pull the same trick. I’m a fan, but as I’ve said elsewhere, I really wish they made a car…

Well hitch up my belt, get me in the left lane on a Florida highway doing 50 with my left blinker on and pop some Sinatra in the 8-track, I have an early bird special dinner to get to. 

Hey Rob, it’s actually “Ode on a Grecian Urn.” Common mistake. It’s a little bit of wordplay because it’s supposed to be text written on the surface of the urn and...I’ll shut up now.

Good point. We should crush ALL the Chargers and Challengers. Maybe G35/37s too.  Just to be safe. And on general principles.

I appreciate that we should all have the common sense to observe our surroundings and cross at our own risk.

Sadly, a few weeks ago a young girl was hit and killed while crossing the street with her mother. The video shown on the news clearly shows them crossing against traffic and with the “no crossing” sign clearly lit. She was being taught by her mother that she is above the law and the rules do not apply to her.

Literally millions and millions of people who love cruising can’t all be wrong, regardless of what you kids think. Not my idea of a good time, but my sainted mother LOVES cruising. She is much too cheap to spring for a room with a private hot tub.

LUCKY. I crawled away with the Herps, 3 types of COVID, Super Aids, and violent diarrhea so violent it ate hole through my toilet I even had to install a seatbelt. I now have to register my bathroom as a Superfund site and the scientists say it wont be safe for human habitation until sometime in the mid 2050's, thank…

Hmmm, I only got Chlamydia on my cruise.  

Very little sympathy for either of them. Volvo guy thinks doing a trade in on a nearly new vehicle is a better idea than just selling it or having the issues fixed under his still active warranty. Mazda guy decided to buy an $11000 car when he had 1800 to his name. He agreed to ridiculous terms so people wouldnt see…

Y’know it’s almost like cars are depreciating assets, and the idea of blaming poor financial decisions’ consequences on depreciation is absurd, especially in the case of the guy who could’ve literally googled his way into learning what lemon law is after a couple months of owning that Volvo.

Yet another content-less Ja…

Also -- breaking news -- “Dumbasses shoot selves in foot”. 

Not to be THAT guy, but I’d ask these underwater buyers whether they REALLY had to have a new car to begin with. They’re just SO damn pricey and though I love that new car smell as much as anyone, it becomes a lot less fragrant when you figure in the actual cost of the money you’ve borrowed to buy it.