...you had a BED??

A quarter?? Look at Richie Rich over here! Back in MY day we were happy with squished PENNIES!! 

My first car- a 1978 Oldsmobile ‘98- was like driving a couch around town. Couldn’t beat it. 

Right?? Good lord, this is the “adult” version of some kid smashing his video game controller after he loses. 

Agreed. 

Well, fuck. 

To cover the smell of somebody else who’s just used the same car? 

Seriously. Talk about an opportunity missed. 

“Brains”

Fair enough!

You think ol’ Joe has any self awareness at this point?

Hot DAMN!!

Now THERE’S a social media post I’d be interested in watching!

I saw it headed south on Baumhart Rd, just south of the turnpike, if that helps!

I saw one of these in the wild last week west of Cleveland, OH- they’re even more stupid looking in real life. 

Right?? It’s always nice when they label themselves so we know to avoid them.

Absolutely 100% true IMHO

This was an excellent bit. 

I HATE the adaptive cruise on my 2024 K5. And there’s no way to turn it off so I can just get “dumb” cruise, either. 

THANK YOU- I was wondering where all this “guide” stuff was coming from.