I’m a fan of fire. Cleanse it all with the purity of flame!!!

...you’re still wondering??

Welp, there’s no justice and we all know that. At least his career is kaput. For now. 

That’s like a greatest hits reel! 

Somebody, somewhere, must have a copy of Epstein’s client list. Maybe I’m an optimist, but I still hold out hope that one day we’ll be able to see who’s on it. 

More Macarena Gómez? Yes please!

He should’ve been the focus of the new trilogy. I was legit interested in the transition from a brainwashed stormtrooper to a hero.

Including the life of my maternal grandfather, who was slated to be in the first wave to invade the mainland. 

Man... what if, though?

Think of it as an aggressive way to lose weight!

+1 for “taint remora”- magnificent!!

That’s what stood out to me most about Uprising (and I’ll admit not much stood out): the Chinese pandering. 

THAT FUCKING PARROT!!!! 

I’ve had 3 Wranglers in my life, and I’ve loved all of them- the short wheelbase, a combo 4WD (winter) and convertible (summer), and just all around fun to drive... but only when you have to drive a short distance. In the lifetime of those 3 Wranglers I generally lived within 5 minutes of my job (and one of those was…

And for some reason they’re ALWAYS in the fast line on the highway. 

To be fair, Lost in Space would’ve been much better if THIS Gary Oldman had shown up to play Doctor Smith.

Right? I mean, I keep trying to drum up some feeling about finding out another human being was stabbed, then I remind myself that this piece of shit can only very loosely be defined as “human.”

Right?? The Synthesis choice is body horror writ large, on a galactic scale.

“You have 30 seconds to comply!”