“I’m afraid that one isn’t new like Ron’s, it was actually my brother Fabian’s and he wasn’t terribly careful with his possessions, it’s a bit dented on the back, but-” The rest of her speech was lost; Harry had got up and hugged her. He tried to put a lot of unsaid things into the hug and perhaps she understood them,…

“Pastor John Raymond of Slidell, La., testified against the bill”

Easily in my top 3 favorite SW moments ever

Twilight of the Apprentice never ceases to bring me to tears. 

You’re goddamned right. 

It’s the American way!

THIS. I am boggled by the fact that this is the last comment, while this should be absolutely at the top of the list. 

I got 3 words for you: “Don’t Worry Darling.”

Stilt Man! Hell yeah!!

RIGHT??? The Mario 64 water levels really made me nervous. I didn’t like seeing the little fella die like that!!

And the death animation was pretty chilling...

I’d like to say they’re screwed at the polls no matter what, but then I’d be discounting all the mouth-breathing redneck bible thumping inbreds they count as their core voting demographic. 

I’d be ok with age limits too. 

Holy SHIT I haven’t seen that bit in 30+ years. I remember being in grade school, allowed to stay up later than normal to watch V and eagerly discussing it the next day in 7th grade. We were all suitably horrified.

“Getting” awful? Look out folks, we have an optimist over here!

0/10 would not recommend

Yeah, we should amend that panel for those details, and somehow work in fucking thoughts and prayers. Just so it’s all covered.

“It’s starting to look like roast beef!”