-Sir Laurence Olivier

It’ll be like a real-life Philip K Dick novel.

Crimson King? I’d be there for that. 

Ah, so THAT’S why I didn’t care as much for Bly Manor!!

I’m triggered!

Yup. My wife’s gonna be all over this. 

Right?? Good lord. I have several sites I go to for news, and FB is most certainly NOT one of them. Like Bryan Foh said, tho- this explains where so many stupid ideas went mainsteam.

I’m honestly concerned that people got their news from Insta and FB to begin with. 

“not so long ago in 2016"

They have a portable (potable) workaround for that

“The Orb X has just about anything else one would need for hours of uninterrupted work or play”*

Heh. I wish it was something so classy- got it out of a comic book I read once. To be fair, it was a British lady who said it!

It’s like somebody forgot to plug in their personality modules prior to their appearance. 

If that’s the case, then I’m in the same boat as your husband, only with hot wings!! :p

“Will you become a man to be feared?”

Right?? ONE goddamned sick day. Three is better. 5 (ie: a complete work week) should be standard across the board, but what do I know? I’m just a pleb. 

I always figured Harry had enough of auror-type stuff while he was growing up. In my head canon, he’s the prof of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, and pays special attention to the kids in his class who’re lonely or afraid.

I still think some kind of HBO prestige-style format, like a 10 episode season that focusses on one book each, would work. Once you get past having to recast the main characters, which I’m sure a lot of people would have issues with.