Ideal solution? Let Jurnee cut the librarian’s hair. And the hair of the kid on that bus.

I’m trying to cope. 

You’ve managed to sum up the totality of my feelings on this with one gif. Well done.

THANK YOU. I frigging hate the look of the damn things, and they’re all I see on the road anymore. 

To be fair, I imagine a young well-fed grandchild from a historically wealthy family would be delicious. Kinda like veal, but without all the guilt. 

That’s some Final Destination shit, right there. 

Happened this morning in Ohio, as a matter of fact- light rain, no big deal, 3 lane southbound highway (I-71): smack in the middle lane doing 45 with hazards on was a Mercedes Benz. Speed limit was 70.

I thought the same thing!!

Right? The idea that “your bashing of my Bundy projectS” *plural* is kinda gross. Enough is enough. 

Now I’ve got that music going thru my head...

Yeah, the “marriage words” really threw me out of the book too, which makes me sad because I think this is King’s favorite out of all the books he’s written. 

Absolutely. I was gonna “hot take” it and say there was only one movie, but you beat me to it. Temple of Doom wasn’t great, and I still don’t get the love for Last Crusade.

SAME. 

Absolutely try to take what comfort you can from me (you have my condolences and sympathy) and other commentors- at the very least you know you’re not alone in your grief. We’ve all been there, and we all know how badly this hurts.

Anbo jitsu!

THIS. Holy shit, imagine if Warren was in charge right now.