Clearly you are attempting to be humerus in your description of The President of the United States.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

Looking around, this isn’t a very popular opinion but...good for Mo’nique. What she’s worth or not, I don’t know, but she is going for hers.

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

So she admits she’s maybe just an above-average player and is just doing her thing the way she wants to do it. Sounds like the outraged anti-feminists contributed greatly to her fame with the Streisand effect.

Luckily Bortles is supported by die hard fans like Jason Mendoza, Pillboi, and the other 58 members of their pop and lock dance crew

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Kevin Durant is now a douche asshole and Lebron is getting screwed over by the refs.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

I’ll give away all my Christmas presents for a video of Wofford’s coach going into UNC’s locker room and telling the players how much he respects their game.

Dear “Free Market”,

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

A stable secular democracy elects a guy, who while a bit conservative and disdainful of civil liberties, at least promised a return of national pride. Sure some of his more extreme views might be cause for concern, but the nation had a strong liberal constitution in place to safeguard against this. Nothing to worry…

Ahem.

Yep, because the QB position was the problem with those post-Harbaugh 9ers squads. Had nothing to do with every single good player on that team retiring and the other half giving up on ownership. Kaep was the best part, by far, of a complete trash heap of a team.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

You’re not going to get rubes with an excess of disposable income to give you money with that kind of attitude.

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

I look forward to arguing about who to blame when they flame out and lose to the Spurs in the second round.