Jon Lester can’t toss a baseball 60 feet, from the pitcher’s mound to first base, without one-hopping it,

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

Are you reading a different comment section than this one?

Another clueless dude using the “As a husband, a son, and future father...” BS statement. Commence eye roll.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

Shaquem Griffin is going to be next jersey i will buy as someone who has bad left hand since birth you and your brother are living a dream myself and my little brother only dream about thank you for been a hero every disabled America disabled citizen in world

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Concussion Lager™

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

That’s different, he was temporarily terrified because someone THOUGHT there might be a weapon. If he knew there was an active shooter then it is a whole different story and he’d run in unarmed and give that kid the thrashing of a lifetime.

Michael Schur is already enough to make me watch. Adding Natalie Morales is just icing on the cake.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

I’m impressed with her advocacy on this.

Shot:

Say what you will about Fleury and the Pens, but you gotta admit, this is something that the NHL, for all its faults, does so, so well…