Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

That cross court pass out of a double to create an open Korver corner three is absolute genius basketball. While he’s a step slower from his athletic prime there’s no doubt his skills are still getting better.

“In fact, it was pretty easy,” he said. “I wasn’t planning on this year being the last one. But I thought, this is a sign.”

He displayed what is called the fencing response, where your body becomes immobile and you freeze your arms. This is a tell tale sign you have just become concussed.

Somebody, not on a team or the league’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys

Ok Bill Cosby.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

I’d give him Nine-Nine out of 100.

He is in a good place right now.

Tremendous work from Ken.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

I have Hugh Freeze coming in first and the Brazilian Handjob guys finishing 2nd and 3rd.

Great article! With your permission, my fellow editors and I would like to include it in the forthcoming anthology, 99% of Americans Imperiled By House Tax Bill.

We’ve got Jerry Jones, Roger Goodell, NFL Owners, Papa John, and Donald Trump all involved in this nonsense.

Are there any another awful, old white men out there to become involved?

Is this going to connect to Donald Sterling somehow? Silvio Berlusconi?

That’s definitely not a papa johns pie in the lede. That looks like a halfway decent za. As opposed to what the hell papa johns calls Pizza.

RIP.