If a retail person is openly judging me, I’m spending my money someplace else.

And make sure to park it next to this:

Whoa, there! That’s overreacting. Making him wash everyone’s cars is a little extreme.

This idiot should be required to compensate all passengers for the inconvenience, compensate the airline for fuel and related costs and be put on a “You make bad decisions and can no longer fly” list.

Sold. I can’t wait to be told I have died of dysentery while taking a dump. I might even eat a whole order of extra spicy hot wings to make the experience more authentic.

Sold. I can’t wait to be told I have died of dysentery while taking a dump. I might even eat a whole order of extra…

It’s a... *drum roll*...

As an ice fisherman, there were three things that crossed my mind the second I saw this:

Its called Honda or Toyota. Less than 10k and put absolutely no money into it. Will last at least 10 years. 

Neat but I have a hard time thinking this will last him long if he spent most of his 30k on a single car. 10k used will get you a safe vehicle that will last plenty of time. Cars don’t get cancer just because they’re used...

“My girlfriend has worked full-time to support my career as a Fortnite streamer, so I owe it to her and my four-year-old son...”

Yeah that’s gonna be a yikes from me.

“No, the one that looks like Darth Vader’s golf cart.”

Should Mecha-Streisand threaten humanity once again, I know that Mecha-Gaga will defend us. 

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

Here’s your answer.  And sorry to hear about that ‘living in Clemmons’ part. But, on the plus side, it beats living in Wallburg, or Climax.

Nom nom nom.

AKSHUALLY...

Tough shit, chuckles!

Also needs a custom plate “MRSHMLW” or “ROASTED” come to mind

Why get rid of that Tundra? It will run for another million miles, plus the fire damage looks pretty cool.