I know how to market motorcycles and motorcycle culture to millennials

If they let you enter the race, they need to let you finish the race.

.....this, just bigger:.....and soooo much bloodier.

Wagons are Jalop. Brownish wagons are more Jalop. A brownish custom V12 Ferrari wagon is approaching terminal Jalop. If it was actually brown, the website would probably implode.

An abandoned, gold wrapped F40.

God those movies are total shit.

i don’t know what’s worse. the fact that i watched both those video’s laughing, or that i found it all so unrealistic and improbable that i was able to laugh.

So what exactly keeps you from falling off this thing, getting shredded by the props, then splat into the ground from 100 feet up? 

Why is the driver above the blades? That has to be the least safe way to do this.

Yes. All cars should come with molded rubber floor mats. There’s absolutely no reason to have anything else covering the space specifically reserved for placing your feet.

I would say that the OP was about cars...
But then there was a Gladiator & Chevy truck.

*cough*

There’s a glaring omission to this list:

The local police, according to the outlet, are still deciding what the charges should be.

Yeah, it’s called Australia. 

I don’t understand why y’all continue to torture yourselves with candy corn for any reason. Might as well try to find useful reasons for Necco wafers to exist outside of Gingerbread-house construction.

LOOK AT THIS SUMBITCH RIGHT HERE

Sounds like a scrotal disaster to me. 

Amazing indeed!

Also no US municipality would be able to get a car marked as abandoned and crushed inside of three days.