I’ve owned several boats over the years, and will share three well-known observations that neatly synthesize the boat-owning experience:

They put the strap AROUND the engine, trying to force it DOWN and out, and how did they NOT see this outcome coming?

idiots. didn’t follow the approved SOP

160? My math came to 145. 12.9 miles divided by 5.3258 minutes is 2.422 miles per minute. Multiply that by 60 and you get 145.33 mph

Actually, I've noticed that the frequency of these articles has declined since he moved from a weed-legal state to NC. The first 6 months they were still plentiful, but its dropped way off since. I guess you can only stuff so much into the septic tank of that RV he drove across the country...

Wow man, that post was like stop motion animation 

Now I’m imaginging my rebellious 16 year old autonomous Civic deciding to drive itself to AutoZone for hub cap spinners and a glasspack muffler.

I look at the Duncan Century listings whenever I’m feeling blue. I actually rather prefer the first generation, with those fender-mounted mirrors and the delightfully anachronistic digital dash of the late-80s models. 

There are so many things about the design and features of this car that I miss about modern vehicles...the wheels, the prominent chrome bumper and other accents, the hood ornament, the C pillar badge, the unabashed “long” footprint

This makes me want to get a Century that meets the 25 year rule now.

No Cyril, when theyre dead theyre just hookers

“Legitimate business needs” = dead hookers.

Toyota has thoughtfully designed the trunk to ensure it still can hold two comfort women. 

Damn it feels good to be a Yakuza.

Gender = sex.  You’re confused from nonsense liberal media.

It’s 15 feet tall, so...yeah? It kind of is?

How else will you get the wrinkles out?

I enjoy (seriously) how 90% of hacks make something more complicated. I have never once thought “man these chips in a tube are a problem”.