Be careful for what you ask for.

Same problem, smarter animal.

That’s a stupid reason.

The guy had no automobile. He happened to be the one to help because he was on foot on his way to work. Maybe Offset took that into consideration and got the dude something that would have a light tax bill, low insurance premiums, and be easily repairable in the garage with cheap, readily available parts.

No. Any pedestrians would be the real losers.

I love the idea that he might not know that this isn’t it’s stock form..

Somewhere in Rhode Island, there is an equally baffling Protégé limo.

They don’t take that kind of approach in Texas (0:12).

How fucking hard is it for a cop to park in front of him. They just keep following like ducks

That poor rear bumper. What a drag.

Karate Kicking Stolen Car Guy isn’t the hero we need, but he is the hero we deserve.

Yea, depends how much he lost. My right arm ends just below the elbow, so I designed this

2002 Buick? Century or Park Avenue? ...the indicators are actually just headlight reflections off the chrome bumper trim?

1966-70 Riviera GS?

I believe those are old style gas cans, Style into the tail lights as an Easter egg.

I can’t wait to see what a letdown the new Supra will be.

Toyota realized they sold out, felt bad, and released the FJ. Then, they realized that they’re actually soulless and owned it by canceling the FJ. Toyota does fun cars every so often, but they never last.

Please, I do that anyway.

You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”