WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY OF TIME? THIS DECEPTION WILL FEEL NO COMFORT IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH FINE GRACE AS WOLC AND THY WIFE. NEITHER MORE, THE WORD IS SPREAD UNTO THE GOOD PEOPLE, FOR THEY MAY YET TO HAVE ENJOYED IT.

I am so glad I’m not the only one who immediately saw a butthole.

Yeah, a sun butthole is the first thing I saw too.

I forgive the interblogz that makes all of its money off of clicks and advertisement their clickbaity headlines, but yes, I am feeling the exact same level of “Very Big Hot, Not Make Touch” as before. The close-ups are definitely a bit more awe-inspiring, especially the first one that makes you realize that the Sun…

I don’t see what’s so offensive about the Women’s Equal Trade Fellowship of Anaheim, Rosemead, and Torrance.

Checklist for being the biggest badass on the planet:

Yeah, should have sent them to some kids in Africa.

Mark Hamill is a national treasure.

I thought his name was Token, my bad.

Dude, it probably burned off lol.

Not to mention a fella getting cut in half in Ep. I, the first documented Skywalker disarmament in Ep. 2 (plus bonus Fett decapitation & his son playing with the helmet that I’m pretty sure still had a head in it) all leading up to the dismemberfest that was Ep. 3 - Ep. 3, which featured so much dismemberment I can’t…

... did they miss the original Star Wars? A guy cut someone’s arm off with a laser sword in a bar fight. The sequel had the hero’s hand chopped off, also with a laser sword, after he escaped from a yeti by... wait for it... chopping off an arm with a laser sword.

Took this just this morning.

WOW! how can you? i can’t even imagine my self doing this to my worst enemy:( very sad...

Is Sarlacc Pit monster not good enough?

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

That’s the Smoke Monster incarnation of The Man in Black from “Lost.” You know, before it all kinda went off the rails.

“I’m not going to pay a cent; I don’t even want the car back anymore; I want a refund (from the dealer),” Liu, who is in her 30s, told the Richmond News via email from China.