In some geeky circles, he almost as well known for his voice acting as the Joker as he is for being that kid on a moisture farm.

I don’t know you, but I’m so disappointed in you.

Before smartphones, Google briefly offered a dial-up service (1-800-GOOGLME or some such). To pass the time before a conference call, I once called 1-800-555-1212, then patched in Google and let em rip. Fun times.

I think it’s dubbed over... I have one, they aren’t that smart.

So how does one have a male voice? I thought Google Home was a female voice only.

Until we get a pizza roll bush science can fuck right off.

... in hopes of getting paid

I’m in KC, so we’re close to Kansas.

It is unpleasant.

Hey, we have things! Like...barbecue. And meth. And a lot of conservative white people afraid of change.

Goddamnit Missouri...can we be in the news for something progressive, please?

They have (very small) showrooms, at least in KC.

NO!

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

1. Legend of Zelda

Contra, of course.

Do we have to talk about Oldsmobile? It always makes me sad.

I can just picture how awesome it’d be having a Nintendo in the car for a long road trip. The hours would just fly by, and you’d finally have almost finished that game you could never manage to beat at home. And the car hits a pothole and then...

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…