I’m in KC, so we’re close to Kansas.

It is unpleasant.

Hey, we have things! Like...barbecue. And meth. And a lot of conservative white people afraid of change.

Goddamnit Missouri...can we be in the news for something progressive, please?

They have (very small) showrooms, at least in KC.

Hammond definitely has Rocky Road ahead of him.

NO!

It made it up the hill. I towed you it would!

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

I think it’s great that Tesla has a sense of humor. The Big Three certainly don’t. Things like make me like Musk and Tesla much more. Life should be fun; it’s nice that some fun energy is put into these newer products. I hope Tesla keeps doing stuff like this.

Cars with easter eggs which aren’t hidden rust spots...

Holy cow! He was really Russian through that airport!

I think their address needs to go on 4chan.

And then Williams should build another, even bigger garage where his neighbors house used to be.

1. Legend of Zelda

Contra, of course.

Do we have to talk about Oldsmobile? It always makes me sad.

I can just picture how awesome it’d be having a Nintendo in the car for a long road trip. The hours would just fly by, and you’d finally have almost finished that game you could never manage to beat at home. And the car hits a pothole and then...

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…