Thanks! I always assume stuff like parabens are those things that everyone else totally understands & I'm the only person confused.

so jealous. I did the same thing & MAC gave me this godawful purple toned lipstick that makes me look angry and dead. I only wanted to look angry, godsdammit.

you're not alone!

only in canada.

this is the best and I'm actually crying at my desk right now

ok, but now the puppy's gonna get the best home ever? please?

Don't worry. This is a normal, healthy reaction to really good looking men.

Dark chocolate

How'd my soul get there? I've been looking for that forever.

Brand new phobia!

the loyal friends were also assholes

I'd run away if someone said that to me in the first six months. Half an hour? Burn the building. Salt the earth. Run.

I had a little white bunny who used to regularly nest in my cleavage. It got kind of awkward when he got bigger & I'd just have a pair of rabbit feet hanging out the top of my shirt.

I could watch this forever

So, is Sony just using this as an excuse to ditch a shitty movie?

This is how we punish ourselves.

I need six corgis for my life.

How high is her god?