Seems a little off here

this is so beautiful & it makes me so happy I wanna cry

I actually just changed my phone’s ringtone to this theme song last week. I’ve really been missing this show lately!

I was just saying that I wanted nothing more than to stay in bed all day watching Unsolved Mysteries!

now I’m gonna need a new source for twee dresses

yes, you do.

This is the best thing I’ve read in ages & it’s everything I’ve been feeling the past few years.

I regularly experience sleep paralysis too, but I get full hallucinations with it- sight, sound, smell, touch, temperature (so far, no taste!). Once I figured out what the issue was (I’ll admit, I was a little disappointed that there were no actual ghosts) it generally didn’t terrify me as much as it used to. I could…

she is wonderful & I hope her new job deserves her!

fortunately for me, I can’t afford to go to a hospital!

I NEED THAT BUNNY

it has only ever affected men. I’m fine with my resting bitch face, but men are constantly telling me how much it upsets them.

well, this all sounds entirely reasonable.

oh god I’m so sorry! We left them by the side of the road on an empty stretch of highway. We didn’t think they’d survive this long, let alone make it back to civilization.

I’m a total klutz myself & I’m constantly tripping & falling. My expert opinion is that all her falls have been legit. She may exaggerate them a bit, because if you’re gonna fall, might as well have fun with it. Otherwise it’s just fucking embarrassing.

since they keep releasing the code name to the press...

oh, were they supposed to keeps these names secret?