Or, counterpoint: wear whatever you want - everyone’s going to die sooner or later anyway, including that Pratt kid. You couldn’t pry my cheap-ass tshirt with a “feminist af” (that I bought at the teenage clearance section at Marshalls for 7 bucks) off my torso.

I have an unhealthy collection of band tees- most I’ve seen live, some that were given to me by the artist (or their minions) when I worked somewhat industry adjacent, and some gifted or acquired along the way. I’ll always have those. I don’t really care what people think about them, and I’ll wear them anywhere- gym,…

Counterpoint: I saw Radiohead recently and Jonny Greenwood was on stage in a shirt that just said “FRUITS” with no other context and he remains one of the awesomest people ever so, like, wear whatever the fuck you want?

Counterpoint:  all of my t-shirts are band shirts.

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So. I shouldn’t buy these, is what you’re saying.

How bout I wear what I want and you wear what you want?

So- I have a shirt that says ‘better than unplanned parenthood’ and I LOVE IT. But I’ve never worn it out of the house. I’m old now and I worry about having to deal with anyone who might take offense to my shirt. 

Whew,that was a close one-I was all set to order this,and you saved me from myself!

being you must be exhausting.

I love shirts that say things and I won’t stop. Just bought this one last night at a Sleigh Bells show

You’ll pry my ‘grab em by the midterms’ shirt from my cold dead body.

Ugh I had a friend like this, totally anti-graphic tees. I totally get it now (not that I was into shirts with goofy sayings or puns or whatever) but you will pry my awesome band shirts from my cold, dead hands.

Try continuing to wear this Archer t-shirt

I don’t wear them as much, but I do have an absurdly large collection of concert tees that I can’t make myself get rid of.

A rule that I’ve managed to live by fairly consistently is: No logos. At least, no logos that I had to pay for. I’m not saying that my endorsement is worth paying money for, but if you want me to advertise your company or business across the front of my chest the least you can do is provide the t-shirt gratis. I’m not…

I have an old shirt that says, “Truth Happens.” It was part of some marketing campaign back in the mid-aughts. Whenever I wear it I usually get at least one knowing look from someone and I always wonder what truth they think we both know about: Jesus? faked moon landings? lizard people? flat earth? Ted Cruz really is…

Definitely a point to be made about wearing shirts with slogans instead of performing real actions to improve society, but this is definitely a moment for the “why not both?” gif. One shirt that I wear regularly is a Geena David Media Center shirt that says “If She Can See It, She Can Be It.” People do ask me about…

This is what my favourite gym shirt says to that

I wear this shirt all the damn time. You’re not taking it away from me.

I have a shirt that says ‘Monster’ it describes me adequately.