Yeeeeeeeeeeeah. I hate that that was the first thing that stuck out to me.

YES. Local queen FTW~

Thinking of you and your sweet pupper. And please don’t feel like shit - you sound like you’re a wonderful owner. <3

Waterloo, couldn’t eat cake if I wanted to...

I just tried talking without moving my forehead and it’s really difficult. Especially when you have to remember lines and blocking and everything else, it would drive me insane.

I just wish there was some way to do both this and pap smears that wasn’t so damn invasive. Like yeah, I get it. There’s really no other way to do this that makes any sense. But at the same time getting my cervix scraped makes me feel sick to my stomach for a couple of days afterward and speculums fucking hurt.

Well there you go. Peppa Pig forever.

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

Peppa Pig’s got to be better than Pinkalicious. That shit was on in my doctor’s office despite there being no children in the waiting room and Pinkalicious’s whiny ass made me want to puncture my eardrums.

I’ve got Adblocker and today, for the first time, I can hear the ads playing but not see them.

My favorite part of this is that she’s appealing to the wrong damn people. What are the fast food workers able to do about this?

Good to know.

And you know this how?

I have no clue. I watch the MTV Movie Awards but not the VMAs.

I’m just like... Fall Out Boy? P!atD? It makes no sense because they both used to be considered pop back in the MySpace days (or when I listened to them last).

As it’s been for probably fifteen years if not more, yeah.

The Best Rock category is depressing as fuck.

Amber Rose’s outfit is the most tryhard thing I’ve seen in a minute.

Frozen mice from a pet store that they let thaw? That’s all I’ve got.

SAME. All I did was get taken out to buffet lunches by my great-grandparents and watch a lot of PBS Kids, it was glorious.