Good to know.

And you know this how?

I have no clue. I watch the MTV Movie Awards but not the VMAs.

I’m just like... Fall Out Boy? P!atD? It makes no sense because they both used to be considered pop back in the MySpace days (or when I listened to them last).

As it’s been for probably fifteen years if not more, yeah.

The Best Rock category is depressing as fuck.

Amber Rose’s outfit is the most tryhard thing I’ve seen in a minute.

Frozen mice from a pet store that they let thaw? That’s all I’ve got.

SAME. All I did was get taken out to buffet lunches by my great-grandparents and watch a lot of PBS Kids, it was glorious.

You watch Chris Hemsworth cutting up in Thor: Ragnarok and tell me that he isn’t the #1 Chris forever and for always.

I’m a natural blonde - kind of dishwater-ish - and dying my hair black wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had. Still, I bet you look great and getting it back to how it was before really isn’t that bad, I swear.

I used to work at a resort at Disney World and a Guest berated me and reduced me to tears because I couldn’t bend the dining plan to her will. Then I started stuttering like I do when I’m really upset and she went, “Oh, you’re really going to do this now?”

Aw, shit. The Greasy Strangler made me super uncomfortable but I was really looking forward to this one.

Lobster Diner is my everything. I laughed until I cried the first time I saw it.

Washington and Driver absolutely deserve to be nominated. Washington especially, he was brilliant.

I think the first preview I saw was before The Greatest Showman.

Thank you! The boy is bland as oatmeal.

This is embarrassing but Kylo Ren or John Wick. Yeah.

Red Forman would never. Dumbass, yes, a gay slur, no.

I don’t have children. I don’t know that I ever will. But I know the scene I’d create would probably land me in jail if some man ever dared correct my breastfeeding technique.