I wish that I could see into Maggie’s mind for a minute or two. Because a chicken teddy bear is such a strange idea that I’m honestly filled with adoration and sickened all at once.

...I wish I had never seen this.

Does anyone else remember that rumor that Lori Beth died or am I going crazy?

I’d like to think that we young folks know who Shirley Temple is. Her VHS sets were advertised in so many commercials and also in previews so I knew who she was by like age 5 if not younger. And I bet that’s where a lot of people my age first saw her as well.

YES. If it’s not a Nothing Bundt Cake or a cupcake I’m not really into it.

I just want to know if there’s a type of icing out there that won’t leave me feeling sick to my stomach after eating it.

If I think chocolate-covered potato chips are too much I don’t even know how I’d react to going to one of this lady’s batshit dinner parties and seeing CHOCOLATE-COVERED MUSHROOMS.

Wow. I actually hate her.

Jesus Christ.

That the argument is being made by a man in a place made for women makes this one hundred percent grosser. Like yes, some of the things we mention and complain about during periods and pregnancy are made up. Totally made up, a farce to get more sympathy(?). And five women out of a pool of billions is such a great…

TMI but my lips get a little bit swollen/fuller when I’m on my period. So it stands to reason that pregnancy lips are a thing, right? I know that pregnancy nose is - Beyonce’s face got crazy swollen when she was expecting the twins, I think I read that in an article here.

I watched The Con is On with my boyfriend - a movie filmed in 2015 but released this year with Tim Roth and Uma Thurman that I had never heard of. It was terrible.

Don’t be upset for not being stronger. In fact, fuck feeling like you should be stronger. You’ve lost your house, I’d be more worried if you weren’t desolate and in a daze.

I don’t have anything to say about the Candy Crush saga but LOOK AT THAT PUPPY! Bucky is a cutie, his floppity ears and little belly are killing me.

I’m uncomfortable.

Today’s kids? I’m a 90s baby and I had a motorized Jeep.

Aw, come on. I would have watched the shit out of this.

Would that pizza need a pizza table as well?

Uh. If you love your kids you do what now?