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Nobody really believed that Trump and co. would come through anyway. Just another monstrosity added to a long, LONG list, Republicans don’t give two shits about these babies or their parents.

I think my favorite Queen songs have to be Radio Ga Ga and One Vision. But then I think of The Miracle, A Kind of Magic, so many others and I just can’t choose.

Innuendo and One Vision, YES. Best of the best.

I love the intro to Princes of the Universe but it kind of fizzles after that. Who Wants to Live Forever and A Kind of Magic, though? Fire.

Radio Ga Ga is absolutely incredible. Maybe THE definitive Queen song in my mind.

One Vision is incredible (my fave Queen song) and A Kind of Magic absolutely holds up.

YEP. Janney’s Oscar should have gone to Laurie Metcalf.

What?

Ninth grade was when I got bullied so badly that I changed schools (whole districts, even, because there was only one high school in that shit-ass little town). Eighth grade was a breeze in comparison.

A lot of people are named Kayla. I went to school with tons and a lot of Kendalls too. But more to the point of how those are not bad things to name a child - what’s your damage? What does it matter? Those are traditional-ass names, save your outrage for literally anything else.

I watched a minute of this - my mother is a nurse, she’s super into gross shit like this. So there it was, chilling on our DVR. Anyway. Not the thing to be watching when you’re having acid reflux for the first time in your life.

STOP

Oh, that’s some bullshit. What would happen to make a vagina not pink? And if it’s happening to just about every old woman does that not lead the doctor to believe that it’s something that will happen to us all?

Even so. The idea of someone that isn’t a doctor or nurse staring at my junk while I’m crowning makes me want to die.

I’m here for it, I’m here for a good time not a long time, etc.

I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO SLEEP

He was everywhere in the Ebaum’s World/Albino Black Sheep days. Also created The Potter Puppet Pals and has a band called Lemon Demon.

The hell you say. I’m a fan of reduced fat Jif and I’m as left-leaning as a person can possibly be.

YEP. Which is why my future baby daddy will be firmly at the head of the bed until it’s time for the umbilical cord to be cut. I’m not taking chances with someone saying anything insensitive about how my vagina looked as I pushed a watermelon-sized kid out of it, hell no.

Thank you! It’s a fucking gross thing to say about the woman you love that’s just given you a child.