She would be PERFECT. Come on, Hollywood!

I would if I weren’t absolutely fucking petrified that I’d spill something on them that I couldn’t wash out.

Proof that I am 12 years old - this headline made me cackle.

I hope your Self Care Sunday is going well! Lots of resting and movies or whatever you do to get your zen on.

I am LIVING for this saga and I really do think that he’s interested. Ask him out!

Good luck re: speed dating. I’ve never done it before and I don’t know if it would quite be for me but it sounds kind of fun.

I’m hanging out with my great-grandfather while my grandparents are out of town. He only watches wrestling, the Game Show Network, and Matlock.

Okay, that’s honestly really dope. #want

It’s smart, she did her research. I don’t see how that’s cheating in the least.

Her mermaid look has been my favorite in a long damn while. A mermaid caught in an oil spill? That’s BRILLIANT.

I want a second Farrah and Blair for sure. Other than that I’m at a loss for who I’d choose to see a third time because I’ll admit that I don’t love the idea of RPDR constantly returning to the same well of talent.

There was a post about this a ways up too. I scrolled back up to the picture and she’s wearing heels and standing a little in front of the men leading to some strange perspective issues.

I do NOT need a third helping of Eureka. If they bring her back for another season of All Stars I don’t think I could deal with it.

Thank god they spared her some extra humiliation by not broadcasting that, holy shit.

I have no clue but it was a damn rollercoaster from start to finish. I’m tending towards thinking that it’s irony buuuuuuuuuuut who can say?

Those misshapen butterfly tits were as poorly done as the reveal, imho.

OMG. How I’ve never seen this before is beyond me.

The dinner girl?

The Miss Congeniality tampering was bots voting for The Vixen nonstop. She was at NINETEEN MILLION VOTES when I stopped checking, it was insane.

It’s wrong. The monsters didn’t echolocate even once if I’m remembering right.