Clearly. I’m not going to break down every aspect of what I may or may not do.

Bad phrasing, yeah. I haven’t been 100% awake at any point today.

Because something something outrage.

If I ever have children they’ll be allowed to do what my parents did in the 70s and 80s - they were allowed to go anywhere and do anything so long as they were back home by dinnertime.

Airplanes already smell like those little circles of ham that come in Lunchables by default. It’s gross, if someone wants to mask that smell then I’m honestly all for it.

I will admit that a man that can bake is hot.

I love going to the dentist but I hate x-ray slides. Like yes, let me just stand here for a minute while the x-ray vest falls off my body and the slides cut into my gums while I’m not allowed to move. Sounds like a plan.

That sounds incredible, holy hell.

At least you (theoretically) went out doing what you loved. I can respect that.

Who hurt you? lol

Oreo cheesecake Blizzard 4 life. Though I’m pretty sure I’d eat any dessert DQ saw fit to give me, it’s their actual food that’s gross.

This sounds like heaven.

Chicken strips are only to be dipped in gravy. It is known. And also why Whataburger’s chicken strip basket automatically comes with gravy unless you specifically ask for something else.

Flannel ftw.

Flannel ftw.

Their flannel sheets are the best. I’m a broke-ass bitch and I don’t need anything fancy anyway - they’re soft, I don’t get so hot that I can’t use them all year long, they’re great.

Their flannel sheets are the best. I’m a broke-ass bitch and I don’t need anything fancy anyway - they’re soft, I…

What.

If Captain Marvel is gay I will be SO HAPPY. Valkyrie being bi is a treat and a blessing, but that would make my entire life.

Love, Simon. Brokeback Mountain, Call Me By Your Name. Moonlight. The Way He Looks, Milk, Philadelphia. Maurice. Meanwhile there’s virtually no bisexual representation to speak of and the only movie featuring wlw that I can think of that got any buzz at all is gd Carol. Along with But I’m a Cheerleader and maybe, maybe…

My dog, Sawyer, is very preoccupied with his butt. He sits on it like a human does, will move in such a way that you have to scratch his butt when you’re giving him scritches, and he curls up and sleeps butt to butt with me. He’s a strange bird but I love him more than anything.

That makes me really happy. Now if only there weren’t two shows in the Bahamas or wherever the hell for the foreseeable future. lol