But there is an app for building smurf villages

My broken Nintendo showed up on Christmas day 6 months later with some new games. Thanks again for Strider mom and dad!

Nice try buddy. The earth is only 6000 years old.

It is weird. I live in New England and some of my coworkers have been mulching their yards. They asked me if I have too and I'm like, "Um no, it is still winter in New England. Anything can happen." Shit, we got almost 2 feet of snow and ice in October and I lost power for 6 days. Anything is possible!!

You say that now. Just wait until the apes take over.

I wait in a 4+ hour line for a GameCube at a Super-Walmart. I wanted to also get an extra controller but they sold out. So the next day I went to Best Buy to get a controller and then noticed that they had like 50+ Game Cube boxes just sitting there untouched. I haven't waited inline to buy anything since.

It has been tested. But it is hard to type the results with one hand.

Yeah but you'll miss out on being 90 and being able to shit in a diaper again.

You know what, I'll die early thank you. Go visit a nursing home and see what being old is. Living long is overrated.

This post is just the best.

I have told so many people about monoprice that I feel like they owe me money. Or at least some free cables.

Buccaneer Cove. I am pretty sure that is the name of a miniature golf course down in Cape Cod.

Yes because slavery and having to pay for shit is the same thing.

Man alive, if only Wilt Chamberlain had a Twitter account back in the day.

Hey listen mister informed consumer, I don't have time to research every $500 plus purchase I make! Sometimes you just have to say, "take my money please!" You know?

haha, or you could have hung out in the electronics section and just told people to say no to extended warranties and Monster cables

I love this story, because I feel like every Gizmodo reader has a story like this on how they helped out a Best Buy customer when an employee wouldn't. I have a few of my own.

Used ones on Ebay maybe?

The thing that irks me the most is that the movie industry makes a shit load of money. They are not struggling, they are in fact extremely profitable. That is something they don't like talking about.

I like to follow celebrities so I can hear what they had for lunch.