Are you sure you aren't playing with the original XBox controller by mistake?

I think there is potential in a Blackberry/Pabst Blue Ribbon promotion

I agree. Angry birds or GTFO!

Whenever I hear the phrase audiophile I immediately picture white dudes in ponytails polishing jazz vinyl.

Haha, correct except for one thing, I don't think you hated saying that.

A fish tank full of vodka? That unlocked something in my brain. Suddenly I'm getting back bits and pieces of my Freshman year in college.

There is a musician in the doc complaining about it. Not Moby. Some dude at or near the 20 min mark.

Agreed. Especially with work laptops and corporate issued phones, you can never actually "leave" work. Anyone that has ever replied to a work e-mail on their phone at 11:00 P.M. while taking a shit at home can attest to this.

I couldn't finish this. I am sick of the self importance of artists and their craft. I am sick of musicians lamenting the fact that they can no longer charge $16.98 for a CD or a filmmaker bemoaning the fact that a short on YouTube can get more hits than a professionally made film's ticket sales.

Can someone promote this to the top of the Internet?

You people? I don't think Gizmodo readers buy these. Take that accusatory tone somewhere else mister!

That last picture melted my brain. I just wanted to let you know that before I dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes, the viewing public sees something and gets enjoyment out of it, so they must therefore be stupid.

I'm in Massachusetts. First we had a Halloween with two feet of snow still on the ground. Then we had a Christmas with temps in the mid to upper 50s. Yawazawhaaaaa???

How much are these bitches?

Yes. My thoughts exactly as well. Well, maybe not EXACTLY. I am sure your thought process differs somewhat from mine.

Damn, I still haven't finished building my shelter. All I have in there now is a rake and a few cans of Bush Baked Beans.

Spoken like a true ad genius/villain

I agree. Plus I am pretty sure that the goverment mandates that for no matter what the trees are used for.

But what about all of the glasses free 3D OLED 4K TVs that are really big and expensive....and oh fuck it.