Oh good. Because if anyone can unilaterally “solve” abortion, it’s this guy. Probably too complicated for us normies to understand.

Was that a joke referring to this? Either way, I thought of this episode immediately.

Exactly. Ivanka only seems more moderate than her father because she speaks and tweets less. She so far hasn’t vocally opposed her father or party on anything of substance, and certainly hasn’t taken any action.

She’s really got to change her conception schedule :)

It’s Tomato. 

Not ‘co-conspirator’, apparently.

Who else will stand awkwardly and stare, stone-faced, at small children dancing in the White House? That’s a job for first lady and first lady only.

But he had time to tweet at least 15 times today.

In later seasons, Claire took over her dad’s company when he retired. That was one of the better plot lines— her getting out of the house and trying (mostly unsuccessfully) to make friends with her new resentful employees while also trying to impress a father who was having trouble handing over control. It was less…

Oh, no! If Soros dies, all the money I get from being a Professional Protester and Gun Violence Victim is going to dry up!

Edit, never mind. 

I was referring to the bogus cleaning stipends the driver claimed, but I forgot Uber passes those along to the customer.

nevermind

Right? Uber may not give a shit about assault, but he’s been ripping them off. You’d think that would be enough to make them drop him. 

It’s almost like one of those things isn’t relevant at all!

CA divorce law is simple in theory, but as soon as you have celeb-level assets and/or debts involved, a pair of tenacious lawyers can burn through a ton of time, fees, and documents.

Ug, me too. Too much bumping on the cervix and I start to get nauseous, then have stomach craps afterwards. No thanks. An average dick on a skilled dude is more than enough. 

Spoiler: it’s 63 different types of blowjobs.

I mean... probably? But not because of this pants thing.

They were too busy having a mind-boggling conversation with me about what dry shampoo is.