If I were a dude, I’d be less comfortable pooping in public bathrooms. If you use the stall instead of the urinal, it’s pretty obvious what you’re doing. Women get to keep the mystery alive.

My mom was very much of the same mind. She and I really butted heads throughout my teens and into college (god, I was a bitch). But once I hit my mid 20s, she really did become my best friend. We just had to get there naturally.

Were all the men in this photo required to dress like their Dear Leader, or was that by choice?

Ok, that’s very cool. The phone takes so damn long to shut down, I’ve always wondered if I’d do it in time.

I don’t think Apple will for a while. They kept passwords when they added touchID. It’s your only unlock option after a restart.

When I filed my brand new order with the local police department, that’s exactly what the officer said: “A piece of paper won’t stop a bullet.” It’s true and I needed to hear it, but it was chilling. Everyone had been telling me how strong I was for getting to that point, but at that moment, I didn’t feel it.

I’m in my late 30s, have persistent severe eczema and you would not BELIEVE how many adults point to my skin and ask “what happened?!?” or “what’s wrong with your skin?”

Jezebel’s tagline is and always has been: “Celebrity, sex, and fashion news for women.” Fashion Weeks and the fashion industry have always been covered extensively.

That’s exactly what happened. Best Buy corporate said that their stores don’t sell by the case, so there is no pricing for it. Employees took it upon themselves to price the cases.

Slate gave a good explanation about why the Red Cross isn’t suited to long-term disaster recovery, and the problematic opacity of their financials

I didn’t know it until today, either. That’s one hell of a reach back. Of course that woman ended up in our federal government. Of fucking course she did. It’s a heyday for the horrible.

This is the one person who would actually look better with a neckbeard. At least it would appear to be in the right location.

lol. I was going to make a german joke but I couldn’t think of one biting enough. well done.

You know, I DID have one. What a blowhard. When I was younger, I thought it would be so cool to make everyone call me Dr. But now that I finally can, it feels too desperate. Well, with one exception— I not-so-subtly whipped it out on a first date with a guy who thought he was a lot smarter than he was. Took the wind…

I wish I had read this before I wrote a comment to the same effect. Glad to know that my circle isn’t a minority.

Thank you for linking this! I was going to go back down that hole myself but you saved me. PhDs who are confident in their work and identity don’t insist on the honorific. Sure, it’s on our letterhead, but no one I know insists on the verbal title.

Goddamnit, what is with all the random noun capitalization? How has he found yet another way to make his communication annoying?

It resonates with me, too. Some linguistic analysts dug into his past interviews and compared them with current ones and concluded that his speech patterns signal a decline in cognitive ability.

The right to free speech hasn’t ended. But these so-called conservatives should stop acting like they’re being persecuted when their beloved free market does its thing. Employers can decide when an employee is a liability. Universities can decide when a student has violated their code of conduct. We can decide when…

This is amazing and terrifying.