You’re right- I made an unfair assumption!

Why does she have to like cats? Is the cat going to be there? With little cat protective eyewear?

I hate that there is new controversy because the old criticism still applies. Jennifer Lawrence is a lovely girl and a good actor, but she’s not a model. Vogue devoted FOUR SEPTEMBER covers to her and three of them are mediocre at best. Remeber when the September issue was a thing?

I much prefer fictional deeply shitty people! Besides, even a weak script is better than half-scripted “reality” plots and dialogue.

He wasn’t just a cop, he was the Assistant Chief! The reports he files must be real gems.

God, no I can’t imagine. But presidents usually (always?) have to deal with at least one type of major crisis in their term. And I don’t know who will be up to the task.

someone on the internet suggested that we use -a-lago instead and I agree.

I do not want a robot crawling on me when they all decide to take over. 

So I can get a clothes robot but I still can’t get a button-down shirt that doesn’t gape between my boobs?

That was literally my ONLY thought while reading that drivel. Also manly: slave raping (thought I guess that masculine trait lived quite a bit longer than other Greek traditions)

I think that Kelly’s competence and demeanor are what will sink him in the end. Trump likes things that are new and shiny. He loves chaos and internal conflict because he likes to be entertained and has rationalized it by saying that constant competition is the best thing for an office. If Kelly really does run the…

My cervix just shuddered.

I’ve said more than a few times that I would do a lot of these dirty losers to be rid of my student debt. I wouldn’t be proud, but right now I’m getting reamed by monthly payments, so I don’t see much of a difference!

I guess you’d never have to worry that he would want to spend time with his children instead of you.

I came in to find out which one was Stormi and which was Lucky. I was disappointed to find out that I had a 50% chance and was wrong.

I really don’t think you should have to apologize when you comment on someone who has publicly said that he wants to shoot you.

Yep, it was. My mistake.

Oh, DUH. Wrong G-named trump supporter. I’m really scraping the bottom of the intellectual barrel today.

Giuliani seems unlikely, because Trump just appointed his wife to be the Ambassador to the Vatican, and it seems like he’ll be following her to Italy. So maybe 1 shitty choice down, a dozen to go?

Exactly! I like it when Fox News figureheads use “media elites” referring to other media outlets, as if they don’t all have multimillion dollar contracts and an enormous amount of influence over the country.