Why is the a "crazy womenz" thing? All of my boyfriends have totally done the same thing to me. One had a dream that I cheated on him with his best friend and when he woke up he almost pushed me out of bed and wouldn't stop glaring at me for the rest of the day/week.

I'm a Vanderbilt alum and will be following this closely. I graduated over 10 years ago, so I can't speak to the current campus culture, but what the students are describing here sounds very similar to how things were when I was a student. Sadly, I have absolutely no idea how campus authorities handled allegations…

Well crap, I guess that's where I've been going wrong. No wonder I'm not married (and divorce, and remarried).

Apparently no matter how datable you are, it still will not last, so you're probably just better off dying of an anaphylactic reaction.

Fair enough. I think this article demonstrates that you don't even have to go that far to find the state/religion boundaries being blurred.

"Who me????"

Apparently grammar and literacy are NOT an important part of being dateable.

How about "plant-based diet"?

My brother's ex was like this girl. She just never. ever. EVER shut-up. My brother's best friend once said that she made him want to punch his own ears off. It didn't matter what you did or how many people were there she just never stopped talking. Fortunately she was ALSO bat-shit insane, and is no longer in the…

Yeah, but Richardson is in no way "rural." It's part of the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex.

Huh? I mean I'm veg and I don't see how this is making fun of us?

Haha, yeah.... but they really are sooooo easy to make and soooo delicious when they are still warm but have set just enough to eat. MAKE SOME PIE!

Southern California is it's own region. I like the avocado and the green chili apple suggestions! Or maybe something with avocado and mango? Good luck!

Oh no! He is going to be so upset when he realizes that he did not have this Very Important Quiz at his disposal for vetting!

Well it's a good thing that Mr. Handmaiden did not check in with this quiz before deciding whether or not to date you! PHEW.

No, no. no. You are to ask questions and then to shut up. See how easy that is?

Oh, you sound VERY mysterious!!!! Congratulations!!! Perhaps you should write a book! ;)

Really it's a win-win, because if you are actually severely allergic to said food item, your throat will swell up and do the shutting up for you!!!

You are dateable, not relationship sustainable. Get your priorities straight!

Yep. Apparently we've moved on from the whole "you should only be dating to get married" thing, so... yay progress?? Though I think what he's really going for here is "now don't get yourself too attached honey, because we all know that the ladeez with your ovarieeez tend to get a leeeetle bit crazy."