I like it.

I-O

I see what you did.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Really, this is not self-deprecation, it is called “living in Ohio”.

Did you, by chance, write Brandon Marshall a letter this week?

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

Or a famous black comedian.

Once he saw the attorney representing the victims, he knew he was in trouble

It takes like ~10mL of methanol to blind you, which is way more than could leech into/out of a plastic bottle, but yeah, still not a great idea. The good news is that the first aid medical treatment for methanol poisoning is to consume as much ethanol as you can to try to dilute it to the point where the liver can…

Barry should just spend his retirement clowning on athletes and famous people. Seriously, I would watch that show. Sure I bet he will want to “do some good” and help people a long the way, and that is fine too. But Obama got jokes...

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

it was a good joke

Is this the first 1000-star comment? It deserves it. This comment should be put in the Smithsonian.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“Therefore, policies and regulations that raise rents by creating artificial shortages in housing supply may have particularly concerning distributional consequences.”