“Hi, are you a woman? You are? Cool, see you at the race.”

How fucking pathetic that this program didn’t get the death penalty.

Is a tennis ball a sandwich?

Color is a social construct

I think ALL people planning to murder someone should broadcast it on Instagram first.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

I think you meant “you betcha”

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Larry Nassar.

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

Just taking this opportunity to give a biiiiigggg ole fuck you to the asshole “teammates” of Love’s who dumped on him when he was going through a rough time.

How about union leaders using the dues properly, instead of fat salaries for themselves and donations to the Democratic Party?

I guess she isn’t aware of NBA All-Star Fan Voting. Check the receipts, trick. LeBron gets all the votes.

Look, German is a Mexican-American who speaks Spanish who competes in a sport dominated by Scandinavians. I don’t really understand cross-country skiing because it’s all Greek to me…

Oh, that one. We don’t talk about that one.

I have questions. About the math. As usual.

yea, but that $15k is only for the other kid and her role in raising that one. her and blakey’s kids sleep on the street when they hang out, obviously.

Yeah....in a shitty punk band. On the other hand your opinion means very.....very little.

Who gives a shit?