Shit, of all the fat jokes, at least yours was one of the few that made an effort to tie it into the books. Kudos, I guess?

Jesus, this comment thread is currently 50% fat jokes. So many other, more creative and pertinent directions to go in, yet unrelated fat jokes is all you could muster up?

Jasmine Guy was delightful on Dead Like Me, plus there's bonus Mandy Patinkin.

What it seems she's saying is that "influenced by" means a lot of things, including things like "influenced by Dane Cook to NOT be a shitty douchenozzle like him" or "influenced by Carlos Mencia to NOT be a joke-thief like him."

Haha, that I can understand - Adele was the first real "threat" to Lincoln, and Lincoln is so awesome that anything that threatens Lincoln's place is apt to make one frowny-face for sure.

Yeah, it was actually a pretty huge jump in quality. Still won't compare to a good local pizzeria, but nowhere near the garbage I used to get back when I was a poor college student splitting the $5 takeout with friends.

In addition to the fact that she's been explicitly clear with Lincoln that they're not exclusive, Ilana also got with "pink dick/bisexual nirvana but bad at improv" dude, and with Jason Mantzoukas's "DJ who wants to trick A&I into a foursome" dude, and made out with all her interns, and…

Ilana, not Abbi

That's exactly what I did - 4 and 3 and 2 and 1, 1!

It's not enough of a reason to pony up for a new model, but whenever you do upgrade, i hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

The Broad City Keyboard app spells it YAS KWEEN, so that's official as it gets.

I'm sure some people objected to the lyrics of Here My Dear at the time, and other people poo-poohed their objections to the lyrics because "it's just a song" blah blah.

Look, if the only phrase of the lyrics you look at is "Go ahead, get at me," then sure, he is waiting on her to initiate things. But in their entire context, it's a bit harder read the lyrics without AT LEAST a hard side-eye:

He can't inflict upon a dog the crazy life of a dentist!

Featuring special guest, star of "Ugly Betty" and "Who's the Boss", the wonderful, the esteemed… Judith Light!

Don't tarnish poor Creed's memory with any association to Cosby.

The voiceover for Roadracers identifies Salma Hayek as Helen Shaver, which is hilariously weird.

To be fair, Hollingsworth v. Perry is VERY important to Californians, who make up 12% of the US population. So for Hollywood, California to make a big deal out of it is not that illogical. It might not've been a nationwide victory, but it was a huge state victory that was important to marriage equality momentum…

Every part of Chex Mix is my favorite part, except for those dime-store garbage pretzels. When Chex Mix finally gets some Rold Golds or Snyders up in that bitch, we will have achieved snack mix nirvana.

I agree it's not likely to happen, but the only thing that was Upsetting me about your Posts was the Random capitalization Of Words for No Good reason, so now that you've stopped that I think I'll be ok.