That just makes them "unlikely to get hired," not "inappropriate." K&P's skill set is appropriate to the needs of the gig in a way that Artie Lange's wouldn't ever be.

Why would Key & Peele be "totally inappropriate"? They're not as famous, but they bring many of the same characteristics that Tina and Amy brought - natural chemistry and rapport, improv chops, sharp wit, likability.

This is inspired, and now I'm bound to be disappointed by almost anyone else. (Besides Tiny & Amy, but they already said they wouldn't.)

Only about a fifth of states recognize common law marriage as a thing that exists, so for most people you have to obtain the license, wed, and then it's the post-ceremony registration of the license that recognizes that the marriage validly exists as of the date of the ceremony.

Did Crystal appear in Paris is Burning? I thought it was Pepper LaBeija

No worries, man, it's tricky as hell understanding the nuances of the cases, and a striking number of media outlets don't do enough (or any) research to explain what really went down. The general public knows even less. If you ever want clarity on a Supreme Court decision and what it means, a great place to go is http:…

Dude, he cracked a joke on her side mullet in the very next sentence. He's obviously being lofty with the language, but not necessarily self-serious.

Actually, that's incorrect, the precedent being used in other states is not Prop 8 but DOMA.

We had it in Miami, too, and these were my exact feelings.

I guess Ron'll just have to survive off ALL THE EGGS AND BACON YOU HAVE.

I'm not sure if you intended it, but I read that last line in Mona-Lisa Saperstein's voice.

No, the point of the burning was to remove trace DNA belonging to the students, not obliterate Sam beyond recognition. The ground was too frozen to bury him, and they'd need to incinerate him or some type of acid to dissolve the body, so the best they could hope for was to burn any traces of DNA they might be leaving…

Yeah, I'm definitely filing away that Laurel line for future use. Succinct and direct and perfect.

Sorry, it was late and I wasn't as clear as I could've been. I got a handshake and a delightfully awkward backstage photo but we didn't go skipping off, fingers entwined.

I'm so glad that I got a chance to go to a taping, and meet Jon backstage. He held our hands through some shitty, shitty times. He'll be sorely missed.

Kissimmee is on the outskirts of Orlando. Lots of cheap hotels, buffet restaurants and souvenir shops for families traveling to Disney World on a budget. My family (from Miami) stayed in Kissimmee a lot during the 80s and 90s.

Sigh. I knew it wouldn't last long.

Proud to be a Floridian today.

I'm personally not a fan of meeting jerkery with jerkery, as it just makes the world a more hostile place. However, judging solely from your description, everything about the entire conversation with the dude was perfectly fair game. It's only the last line of your original post that warrants the BIG RED NO.

You're being way too kind. She was being a straight-up judgmental jerkface. There's a HUGE difference between saying "it's not my kink, sorry" and "it's not my kink, so you're not worthy of my respect for agreeing to it"