Remember when people said America would never elect an as-white-as-he-is-black President? Me either ;)

President has very little power?

So I guess if I pull up on my legs REALLY hard, I can't lift myself off the floor :(

Not for nothin', Boiler Room had the one of the best music soundtracks of all time... but in a cruel twist of irony, was never released for sale.

Technically, government is now dominated by a rich black man, but whatever.

Make a watch with magnets—it's going to consist of a lot of titanium, because the titanium doesn't have a magnetic moment.

From the makers of OMGuitar...

The villain Stromberg, who lived in an underwater fortress thingy—he was Jaws' boss.

Well then it was actually this man... who had the strongest Jaws.

Interesting side note, Andrew. You never capitalize the unit "newtons" in a sentence... as it's a derived unit. If you abbreviate, you capitalize it as "N." For example...

The Name iPad

What? You did not attend Collage after high school? At Collage, we ate delicious Fromage, and did much art Decoupage. After Collage, I have been involved in Arbitrage.

"From now on I'll call you 'Just Fine.' OK?"

That's true...

I'm Francis Ford Coppola, and I'm requesting that Rumblefish immediately stop referring to itself as Rumblefish!

The U.S. 5th Amendment's right against self-incrimination stems from British Common Law, notably the Leveller Petition of 1648 ("That you would have freed all men from being examined against themselves, and from being questioned or punished for doing of that against which no Law hath bin provided").

Alternative: "Pay her $50."

Ha. We had to do it ;)

Probably gave you prednisone. But over time, on long-term prednisone, a person develops blood sugar imbalance (essentially diabetes), wound healing difficulty, joint problems, weight gain in a very weird distribution, and general immune system suppression... also, the euphoria eventually converts to a moodiness or…

How do you make a hormone?