Twenty-five years ago when she swallowed the pen and was seen by an MD (1985 roughly), CT scan usage was still relatively uncommon, and MRIs were very, very rare.

Dammit! Sorry. Sexism stinks. Like, I never figured out the old riddle:

Plain X-rays do miss a lot of things.

FYI: your sperm is *very* afraid of your immune system!

What an onanist!

In the case of piracy, does the infringed party have a say—or a right—to prevent prosecution from going forward? Or is prosecution always at the government's discretion? Like... do studios "press charges"? And if they don't press charges, is there no case?

Stairs without side guards or handrails make me unreasonably nervous. I would never walk these stairs at night, or while drunk.

The guy running in for the touchdown left all the other players... in the dust.

Effective against terrorists. Especially the infamous Izheet M'Drawrz.

They don't make aircraft designers like they used to.

You're right! I was totally myselfized.

The light seems slow to... ketchup.

FYI: the penis of the ostrich is fundamentally very different from emu and rhea because it is made out of a dense collagen matrix.

This blue roof thing... who knew? Thanks!

Never heard much about Gunsan Air Base... Googled it... and this part of the world must have the highest concentration of blue-roofed buildings on the planet!!

Why has no cinematic action here used a pogo stick to defeat his enemy and/or get out of a jam?

Have you seen my avatar?!?!

Interesting read. I don't know if any of these authors are "adultery enthusiasts." Full disclosure: I'm actually a reformed serial masturbator.

"Last night's presidential debate didn't bring much unseen material forth from the GOP contenders... Let's argue."

This neutron star's faster than... pup piss?