my love for janeane garofalo has never burned stronger.

Thanks for the rec! I am putting both Smoke and Blue in the Face in my netflix queue now!

Oh, man, I love "Gun Shy!" It was a billed as a Sandra Bullock vehicle back in 2000 when it was released. Not being a huge Sandra Bullock fan, I was skeptical. However, her part in it is relatively moderate, and Liam Neeson is terrific, as always. There's also Jose Zuniga, who always plays that generic…

I'm not friends on facebook with any of the girls who bullied me in elementary school, nor would I ever consider it if they sent me a request. Because seriously, fuck those assholes.

I cannot help but love him. He is probably one of the most underrated actors of his generation... Or he's well-rated, but just never had any of those break-out roles that worked well for him.

Wow, I haven't thought of that film in YEARS! Thanks for reminding me how brilliant it was! I remember having the hugest crush on Oliver Platt just because of that movie.

As usual, West Coast Gray, late to the party. Whatever. I can't fucking sleep and it's almost 6 a.m. PST.

Just tried the "sex while high" thing for the first time tonight, because Mr. Mascara suggested I try REALLY relaxing, and the only thing that REALLY shuts down the hamster wheel that is my brain is pot. Unfortunately, it made me so relaxed that I just fell asleep. We never got back to the sexing.

The giant blinking Brody Jenner image is annoying the fuck out of me right now. Yeah, he's pretty. Too pretty. He's the sort of guy who I'd size up in about two seconds and decide "Meh, not fucking worth it." Not that he'd even glance at me, but hey, at least we would find one another mutually unappealing.

That is hilariously dumb consisering SF tap water is among the best tasting/highest quality in the country.

I'm feeling very over-shary. SOOOO...

Please tell me that the genius who created this banner also gave us this:

Sounds like a real wiener.

"Button in a fur coat" = BEST EUPHEMISM EVER.

Correct. Priapus was a buffoon-type character. You were supposed to laugh at his ridiculously huge dick that got in the way of everything.

Yep. In my second career (art historian), I have lost count of the incalculable numbers of scholarly articles dedicated to the Greek Penis (size preferences, beauty of, comedic value, and so on). The general consensus among the Ancient Greeks was pretty much big dick = freakshow. Small penises were considered more…

Ok, that header gif has pretty much made my entire week.

True enough, on a broad scale. But I must be weird, because while I've daydreamed about being famous and/or rich, I've never had any illusions about the world owing it to me because I shot out of someone's vagina one day. The students I taught, almost to a one, had this insane level of entitlement revolving around…

Oh hell. I just watched about 30 seconds of that video and had to shut it off because WOW. MUTTON DRESSED LIKE A LAMB.

I loved Jordan Knight and I slept on his face, I had the pillowcases.